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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

the sky is green no it is not

when debbie meets downer

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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