- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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