- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

i like it in the mouth

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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