- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Sex vagina. lol.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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