What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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