What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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