Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

your no better than a cockroach

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

ask me if im a door yes

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

hola said the chinese man

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

womens rights.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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