- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A women left the kitchen.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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