Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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are u black unlucky

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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i committed murder

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hello

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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