Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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shut up elliot

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Justin Beiber

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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