- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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