- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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