- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Weed.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Kys

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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