2 + 2 = fish

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Honk if you're Amish!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Neil Lewis

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops