- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Turkey Balls

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You know what's cool? Yep.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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