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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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