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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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