What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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