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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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this website even though its hilarious.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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