- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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