- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats the defination of cruelty

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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