- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

your mom.

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