- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

XD Jackass.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

roak

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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