- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Your gay

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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