- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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