Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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osama bin laden is dead

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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