- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Two planes walk into an office building

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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