- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

David Cameron

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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