- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Womens basketball

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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