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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Im cute hehehee

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

"Knock knock." "No."

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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