- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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