A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

KOOKABURRA

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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