- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Nero, sure you are okay?

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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