Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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