- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

nickel back

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Women's Rights

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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