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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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