- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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