- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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