- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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