What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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How old is your mom Dead

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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