what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why? Why not?

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Who is John Galt?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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