That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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