Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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