- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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