- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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