What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats white and sticky glue

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

You know what's funny? Rape

Sex education in Texas.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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