Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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that wall over there ->

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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