Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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