I hate long jokes -_-

i cant STAND cripple jokes

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

epic win?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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