- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

matt is fat

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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