Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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