- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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