How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Penis

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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A man buys a prius

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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