- Anti Joke

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Penis

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.