- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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