What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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