what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What comes after 69? 70

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How do you make the general public confused? ...

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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