knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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This is an anti-joke.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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