What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Your mom went to college

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Anti Joke

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