- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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