- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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