- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

which one is easiest

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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