- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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