- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

haha

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??