what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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