sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Anyone can post anything.

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Your're racist.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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