What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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