What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Nah

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

penis?

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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