- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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