What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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knock,knock you suck

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Anti Joke

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