what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Antijokes...

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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