- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Kefka > Sephiroth

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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