How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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