- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

He walked in a bar

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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