- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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