Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Do the roar!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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