What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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