- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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