What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Fat people

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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