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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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